The Contrarian Way of Annulling a Blood Feud
subtle erotic exercise- magnificent sunburn
- the cute one
- then her hands and feet
- had to be drunk and in the dark
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The Contrarian way of annulling a blood feud starts off as a subtle erotic exercise, but if you do it right, you end up with nipples the color of a magnificent sunburn. There’s a lot of massaging to be done in very precise patterns, and each and every nip, nibble, and tweak must be performed in time to the chanting, and carefully counted. The notary keeps an exact tally of it all. Once the three witnesses all agree that the proper shade of red has been achieved, the cute one will decorate the female participant’s buttocks with the special ceremonial glitter that is kept in all Contrarian fortresses for use in such rituals, and then her hands and feet are likewise beglittered. The male participant (in this case, me) is decorated with glitter of a contrasting color. It’s a very messy ceremony, as I’m sure you can imagine, but that’s what makes it exciting. Can you imagine how dull royal life would be if for every ceremony and ritual you had to be drunk and in the dark?
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