“I Would Read This Book”

While Kent goes off dayjobbing during the muggy sunlit hours, Jen’s “day job” lately is transcribing our notes from the steno pad. She has been embellishing things to a certain degree. The result is a sort of mega-synopsis. It has very sparse description and zero dialog, but the narrative pull is compelling.

When Kent got home and saw the latest installment, he proclaimed, “I would read this book.”

Killjoy that she is, Jen replied, “We have to write it, first.”

Of course she’s right. And that’s going to be fun to do. A shit-ton of work, but fun. Because we already know the story’s broad strokes, we’ll be able to concentrate on bringing its details to life without worrying about whether we’re staying on track.

We’re certainly biased, but we’re jazzed as all hell to see just how un-put-downable this sucker becomes once the character are allowed to actually talk to each other.

Xylona’s Odd Exclamation

  • by Kentthat spasmodic walk of his
  • stealing her underwear
  • body covered with cuts and bruises
  • drove the getaway car
  • “I’ll look in the out of the way places.”

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Xylona’s odd exclamation made me wish I could see into her cockpit and make sure there was no flux capacitor back there. But maybe if there was, we could simplify so many things in our lives.

John is a nervous flyer, and before we were even airborne I had been reminded of how awkwardly he rides a bike, and that spasmodic walk of his when he was living with Tessa and kept stealing her underwear. If only he had a pair of it now, but alas.

Chilly rain pelted us, stinging my face and shoulders even with John as a shield. But it felt good on my body covered with cuts and bruises from so many things I couldn’t go back and simplify. But I knew the date that I’d return to, if I could. I knew the one thing I’d change. The delicatessen job, when I drove the getaway car. I’d trick Jason into doing it. That was before the rest of the crew knew I had a twin, so they’d never suspect.

We were soon over open water, in a downpour, with the wind and the prop roaring in our ears. John had found another leather cap, but apparently my aunt never planned on having two passengers. John was speaking, but I couldn’t make anything out. I twisted to look at Xylona and realized they were having a conversation. So I grabbed the headgear. Sure enough, it contained a mic and headphones.

“Where are we going to land?” I asked.

“You let me worry about that.”

“Oh, I’m worrying about it, too!”

She chuckled, not seeming worried at all, in fact. “I’ll look in the out of the way places.”

Nothing but blank, dark waves could be seen in all directions. How much more out of the way could you get?

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My Aunt Wore a Leather Aviators Cap

  • by jenobvious ridiculousness of such a request
  • contemplate how much hairstyles have changed
  • breaking up their canoodling
  • I can bring a wild duck
  • misty and foggy and the rain started

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My aunt wore a leather aviators cap, and little else besides the goggles over her eyes. I remembered John saying she would only carry naked passengers and marveled at the obvious ridiculousness of such a request. But it was her plane and I really wanted off this damn island. I tried to keep my eyes on her face, but it was hard not to contemplate how much hairstyles have changed through the years in regards to intimate female grooming.

Xylona peered through the goggles at John and myself and said, “Wipe all that greasepaint off. I don’t want it all over my plane.” She tossed us each a rag. John happily complied, while I kept throwing looks back to the temple hut. I thought about racing back in to Tessa and Jove, breaking up their canoodling, and making her get on the plane with us. I’d been searching for her for so long, it felt like madness to leave her behind now. But she’d made her choice. For all I knew she was on an official mission. I cleaned the greasepaint off my chest with angry swipes of the rag.

“Does anyone have refreshments for the flight?” Aunt Xylona asked.

John glanced around the clearing. “I can bring a Wild Duck…”

“It’s called Wild Turkey,” I corrected. “But whatever you want to call it, bring at least two bottles.”

Our trio made our naked way to the nearby airstrip. My aunt’s plane was an old fashioned biplane, with two cockpits. That meant John and I had to squeeze in together in the front seat, and made me miss Tessa all the more. I’m not sure there would have been room for all three of us, but it would have been fun to try.

The weather since I emerged from the sewer had been misty and foggy, and the rain started as we began to taxi down the runway.

“Why can’t we wear clothes,” I demanded, as John planted himself in my lap and started fumbling with the seatbelt.

“Where we’re going we won’t need roads!” Xylona cried. “Or clothes!”

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Status Report From the Scrivening Annex

Jen and Kent have nearly filled that steno pad, and generated enough colored-paper squares to all but obscure the dining table (and that’s with the board in!). In other words, the preliminary outlining for Sibling of Music Novel is almost complete.

We’ve made a lot of fun discoveries on the way to this point, things we might not have learned about our characters otherwise. Maybe they would have told us this stuff in the thick of the prosening, but we’re pretty sure most of it wouldn’t have come up. It’s oblique to the plot. A lot of it will never wind up on the page, but it defines the space for the things that will be on the page.

This is a story that we’ve known — in elevator-pitch form — for quite a while. Feeling it solidify through the outlining process has been wonderful. The thing that we found ourselves stuck on the longest is one particular week in the timeline. It falls late in the story and involves a unique mix of characters. That combination makes for a lot of corners to try and peer around to see what’s happening up there. Kent was tempted to just leave it vague for now and get started writing, to fly through it by the seat of his pants when he gets there. But Jen calmed him down with some orange slices and we stuck to our process.

A major benefit of all this pre-work, for us, is that we can get stuck sooner. On our first few projects, when we used more of a pantsing approach, we’d routinely get stuck for a period of months. Months. Finding out where the sticky spots are while we’re just sketching is a lot more efficient than running into them in the midst of an actual first draft.

We’re not trying to be the Outline Police or anything, but it’s been a tremendous boon to us.

My Flight-Departure Gambit

  • by Kentthree grotesque human figures
  • and her boyfriend Dennis
  • a single powerful bite
  • It’ll be a great workout
  • Brooklyn Bridge costume

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My flight-departure gambit was having no effect on the torchlit baccanal in the temple hut, so I switched to the direct approach.

“Tessa! We need to go now!”

She wrenched her face away from Jove’s and glared at me. Reflected in her eyes were three grotesque human figures and her boyfriend Dennis from her undercover days after Academy. I blinked, realizing that the fourth shadowy reflection was in fact my own, with Jason’s appearing as an uncanny echo. Dennis was long dead.

“Come on!” I beseeched her upside-down face. “We have to get out of here.”

But she shook her head, her hair flaring like a poodle skirt from her inverted scalp. “I have my own way out. But you should take John, if you can pry him loose from Carla.” She resumed kissing Jove, her passion so great it seemed she would devour his head in a single powerful bite.

“Let’s drag John out of here,” Jason lisped with a shrug. When my expression fell, he added, “It’ll be a great workout.”

It was strenuous, but nothing about it was great. All of us were slippery and Carla didn’t want to let John leave. In thrall to the aphrodisiac Jove gave her, she didn’t want to let any of us leave. Jason showed himself fully willing and able to take advantage of this, so I secured John in a headlock and she welcomed Jason in exchange.

“Aunt Xylona! We’re on our way!” I shouted while John strained to escape my grasp. I passed backwards through the slats covering the door of the hut, feeling as foolish as the Statue of Liberty wearing a Brooklyn Bridge costume.

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“That Aphrodisiac Gum Sure Packs a Punch”

  • by jentransported out west
  • in the grip of the headache
  • picture of the burly child
  • holding her indelicately by the shoulders
  • already commenced incipient flirtations

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“That aphrodisiac gum sure packs a punch,” Jason lisped by my elbow. He was watching John get himself smeared with clown makeup in Carla’s writhing embrace. I meanwhile turned my attention back to Jove who had ceased his naked leaping and already commenced incipient flirtations with Tessa. She didn’t seem to mind. In fact she dangled upside down from the rafter to put herself in range of my overly tall brother.

The next thing I knew, Jove was holding her indelicately by the shoulders and kissing her roughly, the very picture of the burly child manhandling a lollipop.

I felt myself in the grip of the headache that had been stalking me ever since my sojourn in the sewer. I massaged my temples. Somehow I had to get John and Tessa away from their latest conquests and onto the plane so that we could get off this godforsaken rock. They were already naked, so at least that part of the pilot’s demands would be easily met.

“Attention!” I barked. “Your attention, please!” Nobody even looked at me. “The plane will be leaving in five minutes.” It had always been Tessa’s fondest wish to visit the Grand Canyon, so I added, “Anyone who wants to be transported out west must board now!”

The rest of them could stay here with the Fire Eaters and TechnoPagans and all the circus cosplay and sex games if they wanted, but I wasn’t about to leave without Tessa.

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How We Know We’re Doing It Right

Our work sessions of late have swung back into a lot of research about New York City’s landmarks and culture in prior decades. It’s fun research. That’s part of how we know we’re doing it right, although admittedly it’s also a dire threat to any notion of a schedule. Falling down a bottomless image search is all too easy to do.

Naturally, the reason for all this research is so we can invent deeper torment for our characters to endure. They were already pretty pissed off at us about what we have in store for them, and the stuff we’ve come up with this week makes it so much worse. Which is the other way we can tell we’re doing it right: it makes our characters hate us.

There appears to be a link between our enjoyment and the intensification of enmity from certain members of our cast. The more fun we’re having, the more they want to blind us with a hot screwdriver.

Which is our biggest reason for working as a team: to make it harder for our characters to sneak up on us.

 

Ah, Aren’t You the Clever Nephew

  • by Kent: smart assassins
  • little Eskimo girls
  • go around all day long with a harp
  • “You’ll be playing an elderly butler.”
  • I’m not a fan of things that obscure the female body

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“Ah, aren’t you the clever nephew,” the Mizzenpriestess — our aunt Xylona — said to Jason. I let the misunderstanding pass. She went on, “That’s just what we need right now: smart assassins.”

“Which is he?” I asked. “A nephew, or an assassin?”

“Why can’t I be both?” Jason complained.

Xylona pursed her lips and squinted at me. “We don’t need smart-asses; I said smart assassins.” Then she winked, her left eye becoming momentarily twice as squinty. “Now, why hasn’t John come out yet? The plane’s all gassed up.”

“You’re the pilot?” Jason asked. “Can you get us off this rock?”

“Darling nephew, I can fly you to the place where little Eskimo girls go around all day long with a harp.”

“Why not a harp seal?” I couldn’t stop myself from asking.

She gave me another borderline scowl. “You’ll be playing an elderly butler.” Then she smiled. “If they even let you join their band. Now tell John to stop clowning around in that hut and let’s go.”

I noticed that Tessa was also unaccounted for, so I nominated myself to return to the hut and see what was going on. Tessa was still up on her rafter, with Jove jumping around trying to catch her in a way that filled me with the desire to give him back his jodhpurs. As for John, he was becoming better acquainted with Carla.

I’m not a fan of things that obscure the female body, and John’s derriere was proving to be no exception.

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With a Mighty Swing of My Arms

  • by jen“I believe your name is Troy.”
  • I’ve heard old Rosie was a wild one
  • father of three of her children
  • still married to another man
  • seems, like, hard and stuff.

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With a mighty swing of my arms, I whipped Jove’s boots at the two nearest Fire Eaters. The rare earth minerals clinging to their soles ignited in the eye-watering fumes wafting from the Fire Eaters’ mouths. In seconds, a chain reaction of explosions rid the clearing of the entire Fire Eater war party, and a good number of the TechoPagans as well.

The Mizzenpreistess stepped forward unscathed, and pointed a bony finger at me. “I believe your name is Troy.”

I couldn’t imagine where she’d gotten that idea as I didn’t look much like my brother Troy or his twin Trent. We didn’t even have the same father.

The old woman read my incredulity on my face, or maybe my eyebrows were still giving coded messages. Either way she laughed and said, “I’ve heard old Rosie was a wild one.”

My mother’s name is ZsaZsa, and my father calls her Ralph, but to her siblings she was always Rosie. Was this TechnoPagan priestess my aunt? I tried to think which of Mother’s sisters she might be.

“Wild Rose we called her,” the woman continued. “Always carrying on with married men. Did you know that the Warlord of Contraria is the father of three of her children, at least, and she’s still married to another man? She said she had to stay in the marriage to keep up appearances so she could be president, but that seems, like, hard and stuff.

“She and my father have an understanding,” I muttered. I’d always wondered why Mother had such a soft spot for Contraria, and this might explain it. I could only assume that I was not one of the children fathered by my father-in-law. I took comfort in the strong resemblance I paid to Jack, the man I’d always been told was my sire.

Standing among the smoldering remains of so many Fire Eaters, Jason looked hard at the Mizzenpriestess and asked, “Are you our fabled Aunt Xylona?”

I gasped, knowing it must be true.

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The Only Reason for Time

Now that our steno pad is 3/4 full and our plot rainbow is a mile long, we feel like we’re almost ready to write up an outline for Sibling of Music Novel. Before we do that, though, we want to make sure we have as many holes filled in as possible. There will always be corners we haven’t seen around, cans of worms we haven’t opened, right up until it’s time to write any given scene, but we like to get as much of that as possible out of the way in the planning stages. The writing goes a lot more smoothly (especially with two of us doing it) when we minimize the number of unknowns.

While Kent’s off at the day job, bringing home the bacon, Jen has spent her afternoons combing through our notes and typing them up in something resembling chronological order. Our brainstorming process is pretty loose, as it should be, and that results in a notebook that is wildly disorganized. Big plot points intermingle with character quirks and setting details. We don’t want to lose any of that little stuff, even if we can hold the broad strokes of the plot in our heads.

Eventually there will be a master document that incorporates everything coherently, no matter how large or small. For now there’s a prose outline for each of the main storylines, and separate documents for setting details and random notes. Each page of the steno pad requires Jen to flit around among these documents, inserting a line or two where appropriate.

Once she’s gotten through all the notes and gives everything a quick spit shine, these documents will give us a good overview of the project and will help us see where we are light on detail.

Our prewriting routine is quite involved, but it’s key to allowing us to write together as a team with minimal headache. What does your process look like?