William Penn XII Rolled Off The Bed
- “Thanks for a very interesting evening,”
- The merchant, the lover, the wife, the widow, the mother, the schoolboy
- stubborn at first, she eventually
- I super-duper love it.
- it was a beautiful thing
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William Penn XII rolled off the bed as soon as he noticed his wife watching us from the doorway. “Thanks for a very interesting evening,” he said as he hunted for his boxers, apparently having forgotten he hadn’t been wearing any. He did locate his hat.
YoYo sat up and began laying tarot cards out on the blankets.
“Where were you hiding those?” I asked, but she ignored me. She recited as the spread filled in, “The merchant, the lover, the wife, the widow, the mother, the schoolboy, the usurper…”
“Ahem,” I said. “Maybe that can wait?” But YoYo kept adding cards and announcing their embarrassing implications while Yesterday sternly watched her husband putting on his cape. “Really, just pause your reading. Please!”
Being stubborn at first, she eventually did stop after saying “the man-whore” in a suggestive tone of voice. William and Yesterday left at last.
“What do you think of this layout?” YoYo asked.
“It’s great,” I said. “I super duper love it.” And in truth it was a beautiful thing. Contrarian tarot are always very ornate.
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