The Reunions Didn’t Go Well
- mere vats of chemicals
- put her forehead against the ottoman
- a package of cat litter
- Matt, in sweatsuit,
- the reunions didn’t go well
The reunions didn’t go well, which is just the sort of thing that makes reality TV producers wet themselves. Everyone was clamoring to see Matt and Rebecca, the star-crossed lovers from Season 3, finally get together. The camera crew caught Matt, in sweatsuit, at the store buying a package of cat litter, when everyone knows that Rebecca has cat allergies so bad that mere vats of chemicals aren’t enough to help her. Obviously things weren’t going to go well. When Matt got to Rebecca’s house she had a sneezing fit and had to put her forehead against the ottoman so she wouldn’t pass out. When it became clear that Matt wasn’t willing to give up his cat for Rebecca, everyone knew their relationship was doomed before it even got rekindled, so then the producers switched over to Ryan and Alexis from Season 7. Oh boy, was that a nightmare!