“A Snake is Not a Rodent.”
create an extraordinary hybrid- your love was just a game
- he wasn’t exactly suffering
- sprang vigorously out of bed
- I’m going to remember tonight forever
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“A snake is not a rodent,” I explained. “And you can keep it.”
The woman blinked her vacant eyes.
“Civilization!” Svetlana cried from the driver’s seat. She pulled the van into a parking lot and tossed the keys to the prisoner. Looking at me she said, “If we hurry we can catch the next train.”
She pulled me out of the van and we sprinted into the train station. We only had enough money for one ticket to the city, so Svetlana tested her contortionist skills to the limit by fitting herself inside my clothes with me. When she did this with Heinrich, they had used a harness. I had no such contraption, which meant my limber passenger had to find… other handholds.
By the time we reached our sleeping compartment, sleep was the furthest thing from our minds. We stripped and wrestled each other into bed, then spent several hours relieving our frustrations, if you know what I mean.
“I’m going to remember tonight forever,” Svetlana whispered just before she sprang vigorously out of bed. “It is the night I became pregnant!”
“Wait, what?” I said. “You said you were on the pill!”
“I lied. But it was for a good cause.” She pointed to my penis and said, “And anyway he wasn’t exactly suffering.”
“That’s hardly the point!”
“I know your love was just a game, but it’s a game I have now won. Combining your seed with my own genetics will create an extraordinary hybrid! Half contortionist, half whatever you are.”
I was in shock. Could she possibly know my secret?
Without another word she dressed in my clothes, leaving me with only her skimpy leotard, and fled the compartment.
bonus points for using them in reverse order
she’s not your typical Russian.
mummified in a sitting position