“Happy Birthday,” He Said
shrinking like a balloon- 50 bucks worth of shit
- picture of the burly child
- “Happy birthday,” he said
- passed a cohabitation law
“Happy birthday,” he said and handed Loretta 50 bucks worth of shit she didn’t need, as well as a picture of the burly child he had once been, back before the state passed a cohabitation law that compelled her to leave him behind with his father and take up residence with an old, half-senile party official whose phallus had the habit of shrinking like a balloon stuck by a pin whenever they were in bed together.
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