Although The Size And Color
(except one, but she had chronic yeast infections, so there’s that)- six foot four and full of muscles
- while intoxicated
- with his face turned towards the wall
- this female not only has a lewd mind
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Although the size and color of the glowing prints varied, I realized immediately what they had in common: they were all left little fingers. Which meant there was only one place this could be.
I had stumbled onto the headquarters of the Pinkie Swears. I hadn’t worked with them in years, but if anyone here still remembered me they could be just the ally I needed. As long as I could avoid any serious breaches of decorum.
All of the Pinks I ever rode with had terrible halitosis (except one, but she had chronic yeast infections, so there’s that) which it was forbidden to point out (especially to Gertrude, who was six foot four and full of muscles, and liked to wrestle while intoxicated). I wouldn’t have wanted to be just another chump who suffocated in her bed with his face turned towards the wall, but now I hoped she would be working the door tonight.
Passing under the canopy of fluorescent pinkie prints, I reached the entrance to the hideout. I knocked, and a slit opened.
“Password?”
I could smell that I was in the right place.
“Uh,” I stalled, “uh, this female not only has a lewd mind, she’s got a body to match.”
The door groaned open.
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