Speaking On Behalf Of All Women
speaking on behalf of all women- call out for a cessation of hostilities
- bubble of hot poison in your loins
- drinking a glass of cold grog
- unless she herself was at the fairgrounds
Speaking on behalf of all women, we call out for a cessation of hostilities between the sexes. Men, when you feel the bubble of hot poison in your loins that some might call misogyny, we suggest you grab a brew from the fridge. Drinking a glass of cold grog will surely be more satisfying than berating your wife or girlfriend. Unless she herself was at the fairgrounds when the shit went down, in which case, do whatever man. That fairground shit was intense.
bonus points for using them in order!
Dude. I heard about that fairgrounds shit.