Show Me The Video Again
a crow cawed- and where is it now?
- the key was missing
- How very sad indeed!
- sucked exactly as much ass as you’d imagine
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“Show me the video again,” I said, and the bartender took out her phone and played it. Now that we were in a quiet space, I could hear the audio that went with the baffling images. There was some random crowd noise, and then a crow cawed. It was the unmistakable caw of the blue-footed crow, a rare species found only in the swamps and fens surrounding Pittsburghistan.
I squinted at the bartender. “The zeppelin was in Contraria when this was shot, and where is it now?”
She shrugged. “The zeppelin’s departure was delayed because after getting everybody on board they noticed that the key was missing. That’s all I know.”
“How sad for us not knowing where dear old dad was late to.”
“How very sad indeed!” She chuckled.
Being confined in a smelly room with a sarcastic Pinkie Swear wasn’t turning out to be as much fun as I hoped. Rather, it sucked exactly as much ass as you’d imagine.
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