Sacre Coeur Was Yet Another Cathedral
puffed up like a toad- no mere statue
- You had two. They were thick
- “Stand back, you imbecile!”
- the 200 year brawl
- yet another cathedral
Sacre Coeur was yet another cathedral trammeled in the 200 year brawl between transubstantiationalist rebels and the materialist establishment.
“Stand back, you imbecile!” bellowed Mordecai, chief pyrotechnician of the rebellion. “Out of the way so I can take down that minotaur.”
“You had two. They were thick. It’s my turn,” groused Stephanie, a talented psionic.
Both were struck speechless when the icon St Gridiron, which it seemed was no mere statue, puffed up like a toad.
“But this would be blasphemy to the materialists!” cried Mordecai.
In a grating voice St Gridiron explained, “They have formed an alliance with the couch-potato legions.”
Not the couch potato legions!