Playing the Part of the Innocent Venutian Princess
unbuttoning his Space Ranger pajamas- nearly vomited in terror
- the tune was Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
- stuck in his eyebrows
- and the telephone itself
- dogs of all sizes and descriptions
Playing the part of the innocent Venutian princess who nearly vomited in terror at her first sight of an Earth astronaut, only to find herself strangely aroused by the alien intruder, Ibernia Patience reached out to her husband Frank Pax, unbuttoning his Space Ranger pajamas.
Venutian folk music warbled in the background. The tune was Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, but the lyrics were incomprehensible. Ibernia drew the now-naked Frank down onto a large pile of stuffed dogs of all sizes and descriptions. She brushed away a stray bit of fluff that was stuck in his eyebrows as he bent down to kiss her.
Just then the phone rang and Ibernia cursed both the thoughtless caller and the telephone itself for interrupting her play time.
I heart Ibernia and Frank.
This one is surprisingly tame for that pair. I didn’t even mention that it’s probably set in the sex den.