Our Ship Rocked and Pitched
our mole-eyed contemporary- is best read in complete silence
- pushed the throttles to full power
- under the influence of the impending storm
- we showed you how to be a gynecologist
Our ship rocked and pitched under the influence of the impending storm as our captain pushed the throttles to full power just to hold position and I handed the dinner menu to our mole-eyed contemporary who squinted and mumbled (although a list of entrees is best read in complete silence, as anyone with any manners should know) and you blushed and squirmed as we showed you how to be a gynecologist, if you know what we mean.
bonus points for using them all in one sentence!