“Of Course They’re Super Flattering!”
feel like an enchanted goddess with a delicious secret- glittery bedazzled applique shirts
- You are your mother’s daughter.
- tenderly kissing her father-in-law
- bizarre and frequent tradition
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“Of course they’re super flattering!” I said of my pleated pants. “They make me feel like an enchanted goddess with a delicious secret.”
Fleur’s eyebrow could not go any higher.
I drunkenly went on. “The only thing more flattering, in fact, is my collection of glittery bedazzled applique shirts.”
My wife sighed. “You are your mother’s daughter. I’ve never known a president to wear more rhinestones. Hell, I’ve never known a country singer to wear more.”
The bubbles popping in my brain made me reckless. “How rude! Are you the kind of girl to be tenderly kissing her father-in-law with that mouth? I know your country has a lot of bizarre and frequent traditions, but c’mon!”
“Just how drunk are you?” Fleur huffed. “Wear the damn pants if you want to. We’ll see how impressed Yolanda and the others are.”
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