My Programming Won’t Permit Me
Not only is he boring and bad at archery- dubiously at his schnitzel
- far too spicy for their taste
- record-breaking decibel level
- my son just won the spelling bee
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“My programming won’t permit me to answer that question,” replied the Tessabot. “At least, not directly. But I can give you hints.”
This was totally on-brand for the villainess whose voice was on the self-destruct message.
“Not only is he boring and bad at archery, but he detests Teutonic cuisine. He once spent a whole state dinner staring dubiously at his schnitzel, because it might have contained traces of black pepper and his whole family find that ingredient far too spicy for their taste.”
“Wait, is it–”
My question was cut off when a new announcement blared from the Tessabot at a record-breaking decibel level.
“I interrupt this nefarious scheme,” the familiar voice tittered deafeningly, “to let everyone know that my son just won the spelling bee!”
bonus points for using them in order