My Commandeered Catamaran
negotiate the terms of his surrender- liquid French toast
- shoes I never want to walk a mile in
- … nothing but tai chi.
- anything except mustaches
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My commandeered catamaran raced across the waves. I kept my eyes on the sky, searching for Jim’s zeppelin. Assuming I was able to find him, would I be able to negotiate the terms of his surrender? Or would we fight until one of us, hopefully him, was the color and consistency of liquid French toast? Jim’s feet are small, making his footwear shoes I never want to walk a mile in, but this had little effect on his fighting prowess. The Academy tried to make him learn various martial arts, but he would do nothing… nothing but tai chi. My brother was a tai chi master, and in hand-to-hand (or foot-to-foot) combat, he was invulnerable to anything except mustaches. And I probably didn’t have time to grow an adequate one before our inevitable showdown.
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