“Maybe Fleur has a Point”
Break out the macrame vests and the hip huggers!- it’s lust, pure and simple
- eating pasta barehanded
- hallucinating and perspiring greatly
- catch your own squid and harvest the ink by hand
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“Maybe Fleur has a point,” Tessa said. “Where are we running to?”
“Trust me,” I said. “I’m a general. I know my way around a Contrarian Royal Airship. We’ll find a place to hole up together. But first I need some clothes. Preferably not a uniform, so I blend in.”
“Break out the macrame vests and the hip huggers!”
Tessa always wants me to dress like a hippie. It’s lust, pure and simple. She likes it best when the hip huggers are paisley. If I’m also eating pasta barehanded while hallucinating and perspiring greatly, it’s like porn to her.
“The costume closet is beside the aquarium,” I said. “Let’s go.”
“While I choose your outfit, you hop in the tank, catch your own squid and harvest the ink by hand,” Tessa purred. “That way we can give each other tattoos!”
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