Maxine Stared Longingly
be a hard bargainer!- that’s where all the Greek gods live
- like a spinning mouse
- began to pick the dust and rocks off them
- on her knees before me
- but also a pathological walking delusion
Maxine stared longingly at the fraternity house and said, “That’s where all the Greek gods live.” She was on her knees before me, so I told her to stand. Her pants were covered with road dirt and she began to pick the dust and rocks off them, her hands darting about like a spinning mouse.
Maxine had a neatness obsession, but also a pathological walking delusion which made it impossible for her to go anywhere alone. I am her paid companion. I earn a good salary and even have health insurance. My advice to anyone negotiating an employment contract is be a hard bargainer!
*cry-laughing*
The first line is just priceless.
That’s just your pathological walking delusion talking.