Leonard is a Strange Person
the kitchen will have been aired out- I’ve been up for x-rays
- making it a family affair
- had seen that ghostly face!
- until it was eleven
- Leonard is a strange person
Leonard is a strange person. How I wish I never had seen that ghostly face! But see it I did on that fateful February day, along with my wife, my sister-in-law, and my six nephews, making it a family affair.
I’ve been up for for x-rays numerous times since in a futile attempt to discern what Leonard did to us, but so far the doctors have been unable to offer a diagnosis.
Whatever Leonard, that strange person, did it caused us all to become confused about our favorite television programs, and is most confounding.
My poor wife will open the kitchen window for a moment to clear the smell of frying sausages, but will become distracted pondering whether she prefers David Letterman or Conan O’Brien, and by the time she figures it out the kitchen will have been aired out until it was eleven degrees!