“I Was Nearly Murdered”
someone I don’t trust- having an innuendo-filled conversation
- equal parts fever and swamp
- Americans with a full set of teeth
- murdered by hand
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“I was nearly murdered by hand-delivered harpoon” is something not many Americans with a full set of teeth can honestly say. “My best friend tried to murder me thusly, and went on to marry my mother” sounds like ravings that would be equal parts fever and swamp gas. Welcome to my life.
“None of the officers know how to regain control of the ship,” Fleur said in a low voice. “We need to know who programmed this control panel, so they can tell us how to override it.”
“I know who it is,” I said wearily. I was in no mood to talk to John. The fact that I’d need to use words like “buttons,” “airship,” and “dance floor,” all of which were part of the Make Everything Sound Dirty Code, didn’t help. “Let’s track down the happy couple. Looks like I’ll be having an innuendo-filled conversation with someone I don’t trust.”
bonus points for using them in reverse order