I Just Returned From Fashion Week
the yellow stain on his trousers- Voilá un homme!
- the old Mediterranean mafia
- According to my calculations
- Stirner’s perpetually mocking attitude
I just returned from fashion week, and I’m thrilled to announce the old “Mediterranean mafia” style is passé! According to my calculations (and Beatrix Stirner’s perpetually mocking attitude), the trendiest look for winter is, quelle surprise, nudity! Before your scandalized boyfriend has to explain the yellow stain on his trousers, allow me to clarify. The most stylish women in New York, Paris, and Milan will all be wearing skin-tight jumpsuits with exaggerated male genitalia protruding from the front. It’s a look that veritably screams “Voilá un homme!” in the chicest possible way.
Sounds like the scandalized boyfriend has some explaining to do, actually.
That and some laundry.