I Had Small Dennis in a Headlock
ruled out butterflies, moths, and fungus- eyes did pry and tongues did wag
- his eccentricities, average looks, and careless dress
- It was a bizarre message
- brave enough to pee in the bathroom all by myself
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I had Small Dennis in a headlock inside the horse costume, when the bathroom door opened and someone entered. Small Dennis and I froze. We were so tangled up inside the costume that neither of us could see who it was.
The only voice that I less wanted to hear than Titania’s spoke. “Honestly,” my wife said with a chuckle, “Don’t you think I’m brave enough to pee in the bathroom all by myself?”
It was a bizarre message to hear from Fleur. She wasn’t normally one for repartee.
“Stand up,” she said, and when we’d done so she unzipped our costume and pulled it off. The fresh air was amazing, but my wife’s incredulous laughter stung.
“What are you laughing at?” I asked.
She pointed at Small Dennis and his lack of pants. “I’m laughing at his eccentricities, average looks, and careless dress. And you, in such a compromising position with him. The last time something like this happened, eyes did pry and tongues did wag. I’m sure you remember.”
Remember I did. It was an exceedingly embarrassing memory, and it made my stomach feel fluttery and strange. I tried to figure out how best to describe the sensation, and I ruled out butterflies, moths, and fungus, but couldn’t pin it down.
“Do you actually have to pee, Fleur? Or do you want to hear about what the clowns are planning?”
bonus points for using them in reverse order