I Had Never Met These Salamanders Before
and then the palm of his hand- burbling stereophonic sound
- armed with an avocado
- They hiss.
- matrimonial energy
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I had never met these salamanders before, but the two of them gave off a strong matrimonial energy. Do salamanders marry? They hiss. They eat worms that have been warmed with an avocado dressing. They make a mysterious burbling stereophonic sound when they are plotting against me. But do they enter into binding legal contracts as couples? For the life of me I couldn’t remember.
“Rub the pill on his fingertip and then the palm of his hand,” the husband-salamander said.
“It needs to go in his mouth,” his amphibious wife replied exasperatedly. She sounded a lot like my own wife.
bonus points for using them in reverse order