I Didn’t Like the Way Hildegard Kept Insisting We were Married
attempting to impose a sense of order and restraint on what is inherently an indulgent act- I was in a very famous TV show
- a clown doll that sings
- took them to a houseboat
- complicated and bizarre
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I didn’t like the way Hildegard kept insisting we were married, but I liked even less how she kept trying to help me pee. She assured me she was merely attempting to impose a sense of order and restraint on what is inherently an indulgent act. I disagreed that solo urination was indulgent at all. If we were, in fact, legally married, this was proof that it would never work.
“Tell me about yourself,” I said, hoping she’d get distracted and I’d be able to pee in peace.
“When I was a child I was in a very famous TV show here in Bumpengrynd. My costars were a clown doll that sings German folk songs, and a little old sea captain. The sea captain collected orphans, including myself and the singing clown doll, and took them to a houseboat in the lagoon where he made us all wear wooden shoes while he cooked spaghetti, wrote sinister poems, and painted imaginary landscapes.”
“It sounds complicated and bizarre.” I said. “What was it called?”
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