“He Might be Mostly Dead”
a necromancer’s take- in a neon-lit lab
- gauge the reactions of actual spiders
- by the way he’s gesturing
- wrap your lips over your teeth
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“He might be mostly dead, or all dead,” BimBam said sagely. “There’s really no way to be sure without a necromancer’s take.”
“Unfortunately,” Titania said, “our necromancer is in a neon-lit lab, trying to gauge the reactions of actual spiders to the fake plastic kind. Since he’s half-mime, his assistants have to interpret the results by the way he’s gesturing, so it’s going to take a while.”
The idea of a clown-mime necromancer made me feel like it feels when you bite into something so sweet you wrap your lips over your teeth and whimper — but, like, all over.
I hoped the colorfully lit lab they were referring to wasn’t on board the airship.
bonus points for using them in order