Fleur’s Next Question Was Easy
argue about the size of each other’s genitals- planning to get married
- they hide behind trees
- have escaped unscathed
- that’s the name of the game
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Fleur’s next question was easy, but that’s the name of the game with Contrarian tribal customs. The women always get the easy questions, but few men have escaped unscathed from these mating rites. Fleur once told me about a splinter faction of young tribesmen who rejected all of the formal questioning and ceremonial garb. They hide behind trees and waylay anyone who looks like they are planning to get married to try to talk them out of it.
My thoughts were interrupted by Fleur’s father. He posed my final question of this round, an easy one I had no trouble answering correctly. The warlord must be anxious to move on. I wondered what he had planned.
“This is the Contrarian Year of the Monkey,” he announced. “That means it is time for you lovebirds to argue about the size of each other’s genitals. Do so loudly please, so that everyone can hear.” He exited through the tent flap with his bodyguards, leaving me alone with Fleur and her devilish grin.
bonus points for using them in reverse order