Fin Stared at the “Stereotype Questionnaire”
- crucifix
- stereotype questionnaire
- drugs
- pose
- independently
Fin stared at the “stereotype questionnaire.” Was it worth it to fill the whole damn thing out, all 6 pages, for $25? He sighed. He needed the money.
#7 “What traits do you associate with women who use drugs? Check all that apply. Please work independently.”
Fuck it.
Being careful to stay within the ovals, Fin filled out his answer sheet so that the colored dots formed a rudimentary crucifix, with Jesus in a less-than-dignified pose.
He spent the next half hour napping, then handed in his papers and collected his cash.
Next stop: liquor store.