“Don’t Look Now, Enzo”
burly man with a thick neck- appears to be a sequined ballgown
- fondness for partying, drinking, and womanizing
- photographic evidence of the handholding toilet experience
- they had a civil marriage
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“Don’t look now, Enzo,” I whispered, “but there’s a burly man with a thick neck creeping up behind you. He’s wearing what appears to be a sequined ballgown.”
She whispered back, “It sounds like he’s the sort of guy who has a fondness for partying, drinking, and womanizing.”
This was a game we played, our own variation on What’s Their Story. Only everything we said was in code, so that we could relay important information to each other without anyone becoming suspicious.
I nodded. “I think he’s a salesman for Hizzenherrs Toilets, and always carries photographic evidence of the handholding toilet experience they try to promote.”
Her eyes went wide. “His parents founded the company. They liked to poop together because they had a civil marriage. Their motto was ‘Never go to the bathroom angry.'”
If that were true, it was worse than I thought, and the man sneaking up behind her wasn’t just any old mime. He was the most ruthless mime of them all, their king, Petit Julien.
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