“Don’t Listen to Him”
very, very politically embarrassing- certainly a bold claim
- now is not the fucking time
- doled out like gold nuggets
- “Monkeys?”
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“Don’t listen to him,” Esmerelda said. “He’s jealous of Jim, and is trying to arrange a very, very politically embarrassing photo op.”
“That’s certainly a bold claim,” I said, “but since when does Jim care about what’s politically embarrassing?”
“If I may interrupt,” interrupted Mr Carousel.
I glared at him. “Now is not the fucking time, dude.”
“I was just going to say that in the Royal Contrarian Icecapades, monkeys are doled out like gold nuggets at the Fort Knox gift shop.”
“Monkeys?” Jim asked from inside his panda head. “Tell me more.”
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