“Does It Really Matter How Dead He Is?”
known to fancy folks as- superglue and duct tape
- and (occasionally) laudanum
- laser-focused idiot
- eat Sour Patch Kids as cereal
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“Does it really matter how dead he is?” asked BimBam. “I don’t see how that matters to our plans.”
“Not to our plans, perhaps, but I have plans that don’t concern you. So mind your own business and tell me what you’ve learned.”
BimBam growled, but then said, “The airship’s outer hull is made of a material known to fancy folks as Ballooninium, but it’s just superglue and duct tape. The maintenance crew has a nine-hour rotation, and when they’re not on duty they overindulge in marshmallow peeps, Pop-Rocks, and (occasionally) laudanum. The chief engineer is a laser-focused idiot who likes to eat Sour Patch Kids as cereal.”
“And the cargo?”
Now the Iron Clown made a rumbling chuckle that I could feel in my bones.
“It’s right where you said it would be.”
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