Devlin du Mauvais Addressed the Lecture Hall
- we will use the celebrated diagonal method
- “just another human being”
- blur the distinction
- Jeepers creepers!
- there is nevertheless always some intangible abstract quality
- Indeed, the brains of anteaters
Devlin du Mauvais addressed the lecture hall full of nubile coeds and continued his thought, “There is nevertheless always some intangible abstract quality that allows a demon to tell exactly what it is dealing with. ‘Just another human being’ it will think, its amorality allowing it to blur the distinctions we humans make amongst ourselves. Demons care not whether we see ourselves as good or worthy of salvation. Indeed, the brains of anteaters hold more interest for them than do the minds of humankind.”
Jeepers creepers! thought Edna Calfdimple from the doorway where she lurked, eavesdropping. He’s so handsome! I have to take this class next semester.
Dr du Mauvais dismissed the class, and Edna lurked until all the students left, hoping to pluck up the courage to speak to the dashing professor. But before that happened, a trio of sultry raven-haired women entered the lecture hall and surrounded Dr du Mauvais with their identicalness, cooing and touching him.
“Tonight darling brother,” they said in unison, “we will use the celebrated diagonal method.”
Edna blushed furiously and fled.
Nicely done!
Poor Edna Calfdimple….