Before I Could Race After Tessa
- captivate and confuse
- shaped like a yellow submarine
- suitcase full of raw meat
- Uncle Gossamer
- licking her partner’s fingers
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Before I could race after Tessa, a hand gripped me by the shoulder. A hand with long, elegant fingernails that glowed in the dark. Startled, I whirled around and saw two women dressed to captivate and confuse. The two of them shared a single luminous bikini, shaped like a yellow submarine but colored like a suitcase full of raw meat. In addition to their phosphorescent manicures and swimwear, they each wore a vibrantly glowing green wig.
“Hi,” said the woman on the right. “I’m Uncle Gossamer.”
The woman on the left stopped licking her partner’s fingers long enough to say, “And I’m Uncle Marigold. You’ll need to come with us.”
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