Andrew Lloyd Webber Read the Theater Reviews
they’ve ruined my show- sang the last line of the song
- that fateful morning
- no one mocked his old lady voice
- you are so flamboyantly much
- hung from hooks
Andrew Lloyd Webber read the theater reviews with a sinking heart that fateful morning.
“They’ve ruined my show!” he cried.
“You are so flamboyantly much more important in your own mind than you are in the real world,” goaded his daughter Catherine.
Andrew looked at her and noticed for the first time that tiny wooden fish hung from hooks in her ears.
Catherine grabbed the paper and read the most scathing lines of the review out loud. “Gary Sinise was not the best choice for the role of Grandma Kittywhiskers. I’d like to say no one mocked his old lady voice, but I can’t. The crowd erupted in giggles repeatedly, most notably at the end of ‘Crazy Cat Lady Blues’ when he sang the last line of the song a cappella.”
Andrew hung his head in shame.
Andreas, I think, would be quite pleased.