I Tamped Down My Temptation
involving a talking toilet- classic millennial sex pickle
- wrinkled from being waterlogged
- time thinking about my underwear
- As balloons do.
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I tamped down my temptation over the Icecapades deal and ran off to help Jim and Esmerelda. But Mr Carousel followed doggedly and kept talking about all the perks that would be written into my contract, more than one of them involving a talking toilet. He also promised there’d be “only top-shelf gourd, none of the flimsy gratifications you usually see today.” That piqued my curiosity enough to make me pause for an explanation. He told me there’d be a rider that my dressing room must always be equipped with a classic millennial sex pickle, good and wrinkled from being waterlogged for a thousand years. He winked at me. “Just like the golden age, eh sport? Course if you plan to wear it during the show you’ll need to switch from boxers to something with a more secure fit.”
Mr Carousel had already spent too much time thinking about my underwear and I’d only known him for 43 seconds.
Before I could express my distaste over this breach of protocol, the airship heaved sideways. We’d flown into a storm, and the vessel was going where the wind would take it. As balloons do.
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