Tessa Seemed Not At All Bothered
taking a drive after the prom- some submarine convulsion
- doing some kind of grinding
- I’ll give any kind of deposition you want
- Is the lady to my right madly in love with me?
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Tessa seemed not at all bothered by either the mudman’s appearance or his disappearance. She leaned back and lazily kicked her foot in the puddle as if it were a sun-dappled pond. With a smile she said, “I know what each of you is thinking. Is the lady to my right madly in love with me? Or is she in love with my brother? And the answer to your questions is Yes.”
The problem was that Tessa was to our left. While I tried to work out what her message really meant, Jason plunged ahead with the most awkward flirting imaginable. “Let’s play courtroom. You be the sexy DA, Tessa, and I’ll give you any kind of deposition you want.” He finished his speech by doing some kind of grinding, strutting dance that I recognized from his wedding rap routine.
Before Tessa could respond, some submarine convulsion caused a thick roil of bubbles in the mud pit. Her smile dropped and her face took on a serious expression, completely unlike that of a horny teen taking a drive after the prom.
“Finally,” she said.
bonus points for using them in reverse order