{"id":9911,"date":"2024-01-31T08:58:34","date_gmt":"2024-01-31T13:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9911"},"modified":"2024-01-31T14:49:22","modified_gmt":"2024-01-31T19:49:22","slug":"i-had-to-stop-worrying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-had-to-stop-worrying\/","title":{"rendered":"I Had To Stop Worrying"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>taking a dip in the chocolate fountain<\/li>\n<li>make the standard criss-cross pattern<\/li>\n<li>have to walk past the planetarium<\/li>\n<li>it\u2019s my least favorite part<\/li>\n<li>topped with garbage bubbles.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 874 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I had to stop worrying about how close I&#8217;d come to <em>taking a dip in the chocolate fountain<\/em> and deal with Big Dennis. One well placed twerk was sufficient to send him sliding head-first onto the floor. The impact appeared to knock him out again, unless it killed him. I couldn&#8217;t get a good angle to see him, and anyway he wasn&#8217;t a cartoon, so I doubted his eyes would <em>make the standard criss-cross pattern<\/em> to signify his demise.<\/p>\n<p>There was one place on this vessel where clowns like Titania and BimBam could hold a hot-tub party, but to reach it I would <em>have to walk past the planetarium<\/em>. Most Contrarian travelers enjoy visiting it during their voyage, but <em>it&#8217;s my least favorite part<\/em> of the airship. There is a long, sorrowful tale to explain my dislike of the amenity, but for now just understand that to me, it&#8217;s like a sewage sundae <em>topped with garbage bubbles<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>taking a dip in the chocolate fountain make the standard criss-cross pattern have to walk past the planetarium it\u2019s my least favorite part topped with garbage bubbles. Tune in next time part 874 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments I had to stop worrying about how close I&#8217;d come to taking a dip in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,142,403,486],"class_list":["post-9911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clown","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9911"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9916,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9911\/revisions\/9916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}