{"id":9910,"date":"2024-01-29T08:58:33","date_gmt":"2024-01-29T13:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9910"},"modified":"2024-01-30T12:06:31","modified_gmt":"2024-01-30T17:06:31","slug":"my-encounter-with-small-denniss-naked-rump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/my-encounter-with-small-denniss-naked-rump\/","title":{"rendered":"My Encounter with Small Dennis&#8217;s Naked Rump"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>eyes stinging<\/li>\n<li>I don\u2019t like this woman for a variety of reasons<\/li>\n<li>no choir boy<\/li>\n<li>gymnastically arranging their bodies<\/li>\n<li>in a relatively sanitary fashion<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 873 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My encounter with Small Dennis&#8217;s naked rump left my <em>eyes stinging<\/em> and my ears ringing. I stepped backwards as quickly as I could and strongly considered just taking my half of the horse suit and bolting. But I couldn&#8217;t do that. It was my job to collect intelligence and figure out what Titania was up to. <em>I don&#8217;t like this woman for a variety of reasons<\/em>, but chief among them at this moment was that her presence kept me trapped inside a corduroy tube with my face mere inches from another dude&#8217;s ass. I&#8217;m <em>no choir boy<\/em>, and I don&#8217;t care about other people <em>gymnastically arranging their bodies<\/em> in whatever configurations please them (as long as it&#8217;s done <em>in a relatively sanitary fashion<\/em>), but Small Dennis was very much not my type.<\/p>\n<p>On my back, Big Dennis stirred.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>eyes stinging I don\u2019t like this woman for a variety of reasons no choir boy gymnastically arranging their bodies in a relatively sanitary fashion Tune in next time part 873 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments My encounter with Small Dennis&#8217;s naked rump left my eyes stinging and my ears ringing. I stepped backwards [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,142,76,403,486],"class_list":["post-9910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clown","tag-horse","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9910"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9914,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9910\/revisions\/9914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}