{"id":9872,"date":"2024-01-08T08:54:12","date_gmt":"2024-01-08T13:54:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9872"},"modified":"2024-01-08T15:27:15","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T20:27:15","slug":"for-all-his-complaints","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/for-all-his-complaints\/","title":{"rendered":"For All his Complaints"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>excessive body hair<\/li>\n<li>you\u2019re wanted downstairs<\/li>\n<li>wrote on me with a red marker<\/li>\n<li>fearful of farts<\/li>\n<li>if you want your nether regions touching germy public surfaces<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 867 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>For all his complaints about the furriness of Big Dennis, I was somewhat surprised to see that BimBam sported what many would consider <em>excessive body hair<\/em>, all of it shockingly pink.<\/p>\n<p>In the secret language of clowns, Titania murmured, &#8220;<em>You&#8217;re wanted downstairs<\/em>.&#8221; BimBam splayed his knees wide and, while making a slide-whistle sound, sank into a deep crouch. Titania giggled appreciatively. &#8220;Now,&#8221; she went on in a breathy squeak, &#8220;look closely at my left hip and see what the Dennises <em>wrote on me with a red marker<\/em> this morning while they were dressing me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I gulped. If Small Dennis was anywhere near as nervous as me, I was<em> fearful of farts<\/em> (or something even worse) filling up the horse suit. Again I tried to back us away from the horrifying clown nightmare.<\/p>\n<p>BimBam leaned in very close to Titania&#8217;s hip and slowly read, &#8220;Continue reading this message only <em>if you want your nether regions touching germy public surfaces<\/em> such as the floor.&#8221; BimBam gave a honk of surprise as Titania gave a quick karate chop to both his shoulders and he toppled pantsless to the ground.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>excessive body hair you\u2019re wanted downstairs wrote on me with a red marker fearful of farts if you want your nether regions touching germy public surfaces Tune in next time part 867 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments For all his complaints about the furriness of Big Dennis, I was somewhat surprised to see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,142,182,403,486],"class_list":["post-9872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clown","tag-sex","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9872"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9875,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9872\/revisions\/9875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}