{"id":9807,"date":"2023-12-11T17:59:30","date_gmt":"2023-12-11T22:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9807"},"modified":"2023-12-11T18:02:47","modified_gmt":"2023-12-11T23:02:47","slug":"the-iron-clowns-laughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-iron-clowns-laughter\/","title":{"rendered":"The Iron Clown&#8217;s Laughter"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>my teeth start tingling<\/li>\n<li>Whenever I eat grapes near her<\/li>\n<li>skyrocketing banana demand<\/li>\n<li>Blink once if<\/li>\n<li>wrote \u201cI love you\u201d in his own blood<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 859 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Iron Clown&#8217;s laughter reverberated through me and made <em>my teeth start tingling<\/em>. I clamped my jaw tightly shut to make it stop, but it did little good. The tingle intensified. (<em>Whenever I eat grapes near her<\/em>, my wife gets incredibly horny, something she also describes as an intensifying tingle. I can only assume the two sensations are not actually very similar.)<\/p>\n<p>Titania said, &#8220;Once we empty this airship&#8217;s larders, our faction&#8217;s <em>skyrocketing banana demand<\/em>s will be met at last. <em>Blink once if<\/em> you&#8217;re as excited as I am.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Whether BimBam blinked or <em>wrote &#8220;I love you&#8221; in his own blood<\/em>, I could not tell because my head was still swaddled in the horse costume, but Titania seemed pleased.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Without their favorite yellow snack, all the children aboard will be quite upset,&#8221; BimBam said with smug glee.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All of them but mine,&#8221; Titania agreed. &#8220;I&#8217;ll bring mine along to our banana-filled paradise, their father as well.&#8221; I felt her pat Big Dennis&#8217;s butt. &#8220;I have further plans for him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my teeth start tingling Whenever I eat grapes near her skyrocketing banana demand Blink once if wrote \u201cI love you\u201d in his own blood Tune in next time part 859 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments The Iron Clown&#8217;s laughter reverberated through me and made my teeth start tingling. I clamped my jaw tightly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,142,342,403,486],"class_list":["post-9807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clown","tag-food","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9807"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9808,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9807\/revisions\/9808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}