{"id":9793,"date":"2023-12-06T08:36:11","date_gmt":"2023-12-06T13:36:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9793"},"modified":"2023-12-05T11:32:45","modified_gmt":"2023-12-05T16:32:45","slug":"does-it-really-matter-how-dead-he-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/does-it-really-matter-how-dead-he-is\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Does It Really Matter How Dead He Is?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>known to fancy folks as<\/li>\n<li>superglue and duct tape<\/li>\n<li>and (occasionally) laudanum<\/li>\n<li>laser-focused idiot<\/li>\n<li>eat Sour Patch Kids as cereal<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 858 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Does it really matter how dead he is?&#8221; asked BimBam. &#8220;I don&#8217;t see how that matters to our plans.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not to\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">our<\/span> plans, perhaps, but I have plans that don&#8217;t concern you. So mind your own business and tell me what you&#8217;ve learned.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>BimBam growled, but then said, &#8220;The airship&#8217;s outer hull is made of a material <em>known to fancy folks as<\/em> Ballooninium, but it&#8217;s just <em>superglue and duct tape<\/em>. The maintenance crew has a nine-hour rotation, and when they&#8217;re not on duty they overindulge in marshmallow peeps, Pop-Rocks, <em>and (occasionally) laudanum<\/em>. The chief engineer is a <em>laser-focused idiot<\/em> who likes to <em>eat Sour Patch Kids as cereal<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And the cargo?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now the Iron Clown made a rumbling chuckle that I could feel in my bones.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s right where you said it would be.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>known to fancy folks as superglue and duct tape and (occasionally) laudanum laser-focused idiot eat Sour Patch Kids as cereal Tune in next time part 858 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Does it really matter how dead he is?&#8221; asked BimBam. &#8220;I don&#8217;t see how that matters to our plans.&#8221; &#8220;Not to\u00a0our plans, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,142,403],"class_list":["post-9793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clown","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9793"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9796,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9793\/revisions\/9796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}