{"id":9792,"date":"2023-12-04T14:42:41","date_gmt":"2023-12-04T19:42:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9792"},"modified":"2023-12-04T14:45:23","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T19:45:23","slug":"he-might-be-mostly-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/he-might-be-mostly-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;He Might be Mostly Dead&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>a necromancer\u2019s take<\/li>\n<li>in a neon-lit lab<\/li>\n<li>gauge the reactions of actual spiders<\/li>\n<li>by the way he\u2019s gesturing<\/li>\n<li>wrap your lips over your teeth<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 857 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He might be mostly dead, or all dead,&#8221; BimBam said sagely. &#8220;There&#8217;s really no way to be sure without <em>a necromancer&#8217;s take<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Unfortunately,&#8221; Titania said, &#8220;our necromancer is <em>in a neon-lit lab<\/em>, trying to <em>gauge the reactions of actual spiders<\/em> to the fake plastic kind. Since he&#8217;s half-mime, his assistants have to interpret the results <em>by the way he&#8217;s gesturing,<\/em> so it&#8217;s going to take a while.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The idea of a clown-mime necromancer made me feel like it feels when you bite into something so sweet you <em>wrap your lips over your teeth<\/em> and whimper &#8212; but, like, all over.<\/p>\n<p>I hoped the colorfully lit lab they were referring to wasn&#8217;t on board the airship.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a necromancer\u2019s take in a neon-lit lab gauge the reactions of actual spiders by the way he\u2019s gesturing wrap your lips over your teeth Tune in next time part 857 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;He might be mostly dead, or all dead,&#8221; BimBam said sagely. &#8220;There&#8217;s really no way to be sure [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,142,403,486],"class_list":["post-9792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clown","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9795,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9792\/revisions\/9795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}