{"id":9716,"date":"2023-10-30T08:20:11","date_gmt":"2023-10-30T12:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9716"},"modified":"2023-10-30T16:00:09","modified_gmt":"2023-10-30T20:00:09","slug":"i-caught-a-glimpse-of-myself-in-the-mirror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-caught-a-glimpse-of-myself-in-the-mirror\/","title":{"rendered":"I Caught a Glimpse of Myself in the Mirror"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>\u201cwiggle room\u201d<\/li>\n<li>triggered in error by spiders<\/li>\n<li>air conditioned, soundproof tent<\/li>\n<li>he called it vertigo<\/li>\n<li>makes things erotic<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 847 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and nearly laughed for real. I looked like a contestant on <em>&#8220;Wiggle Room&#8221;<\/em> &#8212; that old Svenborgian dance competition where the music all sounds like synthesizers <em>triggered in error by spiders<\/em> in the electronics. The show was filmed in an <em>air conditioned, soundproof tent<\/em> in the Svenborgian desert so that the music and the screams of the dancers wouldn&#8217;t disturb any neighbors. I loved that show, but Jason didn&#8217;t. <em>He called it vertigo<\/em>-inducing, as if that wasn&#8217;t the best part.<\/p>\n<p>Titania snapped her fingers, causing the nanobots inhabiting my garments to pulsate in perfect synchronization. &#8220;That throbbing <em>makes things erotic<\/em>, don&#8217;t you think?&#8221; she purred.<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t sure what was so erotic about wearing two layers of clothes, but I nodded anyway. Anything to appease the Crystal Clown.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cwiggle room\u201d triggered in error by spiders air conditioned, soundproof tent he called it vertigo makes things erotic Tune in next time part 847 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and nearly laughed for real. I looked like a contestant on &#8220;Wiggle Room&#8221; &#8212; that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,341,142,403,486],"class_list":["post-9716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clothes","tag-clown","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9716"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9720,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9716\/revisions\/9720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}