{"id":9697,"date":"2023-10-23T08:46:13","date_gmt":"2023-10-23T12:46:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9697"},"modified":"2023-10-23T14:47:21","modified_gmt":"2023-10-23T18:47:21","slug":"whose-room-had-i-blundered-into","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/whose-room-had-i-blundered-into\/","title":{"rendered":"Whose Room had I Blundered Into?"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>stole a sideways look<\/li>\n<li>grunting and thumping downstairs<\/li>\n<li>I think it was, like, 3 AM<\/li>\n<li>octopus farms would be<\/li>\n<li>I think I broke your toilet<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 845 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Whose room had I blundered into? I <em>stole a sideways look<\/em> to try to find out, but saw no one. In order to see, I&#8217;d have to turn the whole way around, and I wasn&#8217;t sure I wanted to do that. The voice sounded slightly menacing, and also slightly familiar.<\/p>\n<p>The voice continued, &#8220;Did the noise keep you up last night? All that <em>grunting and thumping downstairs<\/em>? <em>I think it was, like, 3 AM<\/em> when it started. It was coming from where the <em>octopus farms would be<\/em> if Fleur had stuck with the original schematics, but since she changed things, it was coming from the private bathroom off your office, General. I must apologize. None of this would have happened if Fleur hadn&#8217;t moved the octopus tanks. I had too many churros, and, well, <em>I think I broke your toilet<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Who was the silky voiced woman behind me? How did she know so much about this airship? And had she really been planning to poop in the octopus tank? I whirled around and my blood ran cold. Titania, the Crystal Clown.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stole a sideways look grunting and thumping downstairs I think it was, like, 3 AM octopus farms would be I think I broke your toilet Tune in next time part 845 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Whose room had I blundered into? I stole a sideways look to try to find out, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,142,403,486],"class_list":["post-9697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clown","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9697"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9700,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9697\/revisions\/9700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}