{"id":9671,"date":"2023-10-09T08:45:29","date_gmt":"2023-10-09T12:45:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9671"},"modified":"2023-10-11T15:49:00","modified_gmt":"2023-10-11T19:49:00","slug":"i-shrugged-pointedly-at-fleur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-shrugged-pointedly-at-fleur\/","title":{"rendered":"I Shrugged Pointedly at Fleur"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>No, a different deranged man.<\/li>\n<li>Can we talk about how close you and your plumber are<\/li>\n<li>a strange and curious inscription<\/li>\n<li>\u201cSilver Thursday\u201d<\/li>\n<li>it\u2019s a competitive world<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 841 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I shrugged pointedly at Fleur. Infant talent shows are their own world, and, believe me, i<em>t&#8217;s a competitive world<\/em>. I refused to jeopardize my own safety by being the one to declare the winner, not after that whole <em>&#8220;Silver Thursday&#8221;<\/em> debacle from my Academy days. My wife and her sister cooked up this whole escapade. Let them figure it out.<\/p>\n<p>Fleur&#8217;s glare etched <em>a strange and curious inscription<\/em> in the air, leaving no doubt that she was displeased. I hadn&#8217;t seen a look like that since our honeymoon when she ambushed me with a big &#8220;<em>Can we talk about how close you and your plumber are<\/em>?&#8221; conversation, having mistaken a picture of Tessa in her Sexy Super Mario costume for the real thing.<\/p>\n<p>Tessa leaned in and whispered, &#8220;Your wife looks like a serial killer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>On my other side, Jim shook his head. &#8220;<em>No, a different deranged man.<\/em> An evil hypnotist, maybe.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in reverse order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, a different deranged man. Can we talk about how close you and your plumber are a strange and curious inscription \u201cSilver Thursday\u201d it\u2019s a competitive world Tune in next time part 841 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments I shrugged pointedly at Fleur. Infant talent shows are their own world, and, believe me, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403,551,486],"class_list":["post-9671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-wife","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9671"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9684,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9671\/revisions\/9684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}