{"id":9646,"date":"2023-09-25T08:35:20","date_gmt":"2023-09-25T12:35:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9646"},"modified":"2023-09-25T11:07:28","modified_gmt":"2023-09-25T15:07:28","slug":"susan-took-bruce-by-the-hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/susan-took-bruce-by-the-hand\/","title":{"rendered":"Susan Took Bruce by the Hand"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>becoming reacquainted with Fear<\/li>\n<li>kickass title for a prog rock album<\/li>\n<li>time is not on our side<\/li>\n<li>hungry, sleepy, and cross<\/li>\n<li>filled with white-hot rage<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 837 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Susan took Bruce by the hand and tugged him toward the exit. Bruce tried to pry his hand free, but Susan&#8217;s grip was iron. As he was dragged offstage, Bruce bellowed back over his shoulder at us, &#8220;When I return you will all be <em>becoming reacquainted with Fear<\/em>! Moon Fear!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t want to say anything to Bruce about it, but &#8220;Becoming Reacquainted with Fear&#8221; would be a <em>kickass title for a prog rock album<\/em>. I made a mental note.<\/p>\n<p>Fleur stepped up to the recently vacated microphone. &#8220;I&#8217;m afraid <em>time is not on our side<\/em>. The children are <em>hungry, sleepy, and cross<\/em>. Some are even <em>filled with white-hot rage<\/em> over missing snack time. We must conclude this infant talent show posthaste and declare a winner. I assume my husband has the prize prepared?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As far as I knew, I was her only husband, and I did not in fact have a prize prepared. Shit.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>becoming reacquainted with Fear kickass title for a prog rock album time is not on our side hungry, sleepy, and cross filled with white-hot rage Tune in next time part 837 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Susan took Bruce by the hand and tugged him toward the exit. Bruce tried to pry his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,221,403,551],"class_list":["post-9646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-music","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9646"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9652,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9646\/revisions\/9652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}