{"id":9599,"date":"2023-09-13T08:31:43","date_gmt":"2023-09-13T12:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9599"},"modified":"2023-09-11T23:07:05","modified_gmt":"2023-09-12T03:07:05","slug":"bruce-pamplemousse-sneered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/bruce-pamplemousse-sneered\/","title":{"rendered":"Bruce Pamplemousse Sneered"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>rampant adulterer<\/li>\n<li>try to keep a straight face.<\/li>\n<li>sexy paparazzi death match<\/li>\n<li>be perfect, of course<\/li>\n<li>under her shoe<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 834 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Bruce Pamplemousse sneered away his confusion. &#8220;Sure,&#8221; he said to Jim. &#8220;You want me to share the stage with that <em>rampant adulterer<\/em> you call a brother, and you want me agree to it while I <em>try to keep a straight face.<\/em>&#8221; His face did look quite straight, despite the sarcasm overloading his voice. I had to assume that my carnal exploits were common knowledge among everybody on this airship, but moral censure from the likes of the Pamplemousse clan was a rather bitter pill to swallow. And he wasn&#8217;t done. &#8220;Give me time to alert the media,&#8221; he crowed, &#8220;so our pageant can feature a <em>sexy paparazzi death match<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It would <em>be perfect, of course<\/em>, if Bruce Pamplemousse simply stormed off. But he showed no intention of leaving.<\/p>\n<p>Jim laughed off Bruce&#8217;s hissy-fit. &#8220;It&#8217;ll be great,&#8221; he said, already on his feet and tugging me by the hand. &#8220;We&#8217;ll make a kick line. We&#8217;ll spin plates. Just wait&#8217;ll you see what our other friend here has <em>under her shoe<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tessa wore a tight grin. What had those two cooked up?<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>rampant adulterer try to keep a straight face. sexy paparazzi death match be perfect, of course under her shoe Tune in next time part 834 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Bruce Pamplemousse sneered away his confusion. &#8220;Sure,&#8221; he said to Jim. &#8220;You want me to share the stage with that rampant adulterer you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-9599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9599"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9603,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9599\/revisions\/9603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}