{"id":9502,"date":"2023-08-23T08:36:53","date_gmt":"2023-08-23T12:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9502"},"modified":"2023-06-11T21:57:54","modified_gmt":"2023-06-12T01:57:54","slug":"it-was-borderline-seditious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/it-was-borderline-seditious\/","title":{"rendered":"It Was Borderline Seditious"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>watched my brothers fly kites<\/li>\n<li>houseboat puttering toward international waters<\/li>\n<li>risking frostbite<\/li>\n<li>you know that\u2019s not allowed<\/li>\n<li>odor resistant<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 828 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It was borderline seditious for a Contrarian Warlord&#8217;s daughter to lead a sing-along of a Harmonious song, so Fleur must have felt quite sure of the loyalties of all aboard her airship. Direct translation of the lyrics would be borderline impossible, let alone one retaining the rhyme scheme and meter, but in the case of the theme song from a cartoon an approximation should suffice.<\/p>\n<p>(singing:)<\/p>\n<p>As a piglet, I <em>watched my brothers fly kites<\/em> in the salty breezes<br \/>\nfrom the deck of a <em>houseboat puttering toward international waters<\/em>.<br \/>\nMy brothers&#8217; kites flew over the icebergs, my snout <em>risking frostbite<\/em>\u00a0so I could watch.<br \/>\nMother scolded me, &#8220;You&#8217;re spying, and <em>you know that&#8217;s not allowed<\/em>.&#8221;<br \/>\nBut I loved to spy, and it is allowed if you become a detective.<br \/>\nI never had a kite to fly, only jars of molasses which are my means of solving crimes.<br \/>\nI miss my brothers on their houseboat, but now I live somewhere more <em>odor resistant<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>watched my brothers fly kites houseboat puttering toward international waters risking frostbite you know that\u2019s not allowed odor resistant Tune in next time part 828 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments It was borderline seditious for a Contrarian Warlord&#8217;s daughter to lead a sing-along of a Harmonious song, so Fleur must have felt quite [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-9502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9502"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9538,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9502\/revisions\/9538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}