{"id":9500,"date":"2023-08-16T08:45:51","date_gmt":"2023-08-16T12:45:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9500"},"modified":"2023-06-07T22:39:47","modified_gmt":"2023-06-08T02:39:47","slug":"only-a-few-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/only-a-few-people\/","title":{"rendered":"Only A Few People"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>They are afraid of me.<\/li>\n<li>unusual, suggestive colors<\/li>\n<li>baby, I\u2019m your man<\/li>\n<li>conceived by the devil himself<\/li>\n<li>wearing a pair of \u201cshoes\u201d so befuddling<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 826 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Only a few people have ever tried to get between me and a candy bar, and none of them will make that mistake again. <em>They are afraid of me.<\/em> They should be.<\/p>\n<p>Inside the first wrapper was a slab of chocolate that swirled with <em>unusual, suggestive colors<\/em> and released unusual, suggestive aromas. It was a candy bar that said, &#8220;hey hey <em>baby, I&#8217;m your man<\/em>.&#8221; I wrapped it back up and ate the other, boring ones instead. This was a candy bar to hold onto until I could take my time with it.<\/p>\n<p>The naptime intermission came to a close as one of the mommies strode out to introduce the next act. &#8220;All you need to know about this contestant is that she was <em>conceived by the devil himself<\/em>.&#8221; That stung a little.<\/p>\n<p>While I was still trying to remember the woman&#8217;s name, the baby took the stage <em>wearing a pair of &#8220;shoes&#8221; so befuddling<\/em> that I wondered if they might be her whole act.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They are afraid of me. unusual, suggestive colors baby, I\u2019m your man conceived by the devil himself wearing a pair of \u201cshoes\u201d so befuddling Tune in next time part 826 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Only a few people have ever tried to get between me and a candy bar, and none of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,415,403],"class_list":["post-9500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-candy","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9500"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9525,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9500\/revisions\/9525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}