{"id":9453,"date":"2023-08-02T08:36:55","date_gmt":"2023-08-02T12:36:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9453"},"modified":"2023-05-31T19:16:40","modified_gmt":"2023-05-31T23:16:40","slug":"seems-like-it-i-sighed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/seems-like-it-i-sighed\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Seems Like It,&#8221; I Sighed"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>he had a great mustache, come on!<\/li>\n<li>down in the pelvic region<\/li>\n<li>none of the government\u2019s business<\/li>\n<li>just lucky they hadn\u2019t markered a mustache on her<\/li>\n<li>poodles, frosting, something that looks like<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 822 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Seems like it,&#8221; I sighed. &#8220;They all know that I&#8217;m aboard, so my absence would be a scandal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The babies?&#8221; Jim asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The mamas,&#8221; Tessa said sulkily.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why are you so possessive all the sudden?&#8221; I asked her. &#8220;I&#8217;ve never complained about any of your boyfriends, not even Siegfried.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There was nothing wrong with Siegfried! He could dance and <em>he had a great mustache, come on!<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>From what I had heard, the problem was that there was altogether too much right with Siegfried <em>down in the pelvic region<\/em>. The mustache was also pretty epic. There were rumors that he took hormone supplements to enhance it, but all he&#8217;d ever say when asked was that it was <em>none of the government&#8217;s business<\/em> which parts of the ibex he chose to extract and concentrate and add to his coffee. Tessa perhaps thought I didn&#8217;t know about the time she and Siegfried passed out together and the lacrosse team found them. She was <em>just lucky they hadn&#8217;t markered a mustache on her<\/em> boob. But it was all water under the bridge, which was my whole point.<\/p>\n<p>A man scurried past us, hunched over a clipboard, muttering. &#8220;Where am I going to find seven <em>poodles, frosting, something that looks like<\/em> &#8216;odd-numbered flavors,&#8217; and a robot so lifelike that even it can&#8217;t be sure.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>he had a great mustache, come on! down in the pelvic region none of the government\u2019s business just lucky they hadn\u2019t markered a mustache on her poodles, frosting, something that looks like Tune in next time part 822 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Seems like it,&#8221; I sighed. &#8220;They all know that I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-9453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9453"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9517,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9453\/revisions\/9517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}