{"id":9451,"date":"2023-07-26T08:28:53","date_gmt":"2023-07-26T12:28:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9451"},"modified":"2023-05-27T15:21:42","modified_gmt":"2023-05-27T19:21:42","slug":"kent-july-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/kent-july-26\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Attention Passengers&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>That poor alpaca got gussied up for nothing<\/li>\n<li>meant to be a group experience<\/li>\n<li>imagine my surprise to receive this photograph of my mother<\/li>\n<li>no snowshoes, no compass<\/li>\n<li>sold the rights to the motion pictures<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 820 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Attention passengers,&#8221; said my wife&#8217;s voice, in which I picked up an edge of irritation. &#8220;I have an important message about the polo tournament: it&#8217;s cancelled. So if you planned to enter, you should go tell your steed about the change in plans. <em>That poor alpaca got gussied up for nothing<\/em>. Polo, of course, is <em>meant to be a group experience<\/em>. Unlike certain other things, so <em>imagine my surprise to receive this photograph of my mother<\/em> and nineteen other people wearing&#8230; well, let&#8217;s just say they had <em>no snowshoes, no compass<\/em>, and no shame. And until I find out who leaked this image, and doubtless <em>sold the rights to the motion pictures<\/em>, this airship&#8217;s polo field is off-limits!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That poor alpaca got gussied up for nothing meant to be a group experience imagine my surprise to receive this photograph of my mother no snowshoes, no compass sold the rights to the motion pictures Tune in next time part 820 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Attention passengers,&#8221; said my wife&#8217;s voice, in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-9451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9451"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9492,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9451\/revisions\/9492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}