{"id":943,"date":"2013-02-13T08:30:13","date_gmt":"2013-02-13T13:30:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=943"},"modified":"2013-12-31T21:21:16","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T02:21:16","slug":"dr-clamdigger-strolled-in-the-gentle-surf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/dr-clamdigger-strolled-in-the-gentle-surf\/","title":{"rendered":"Dr Clamdigger Strolled in the Gentle Surf"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. \"k-avatar\"Character – oversexed physics professor<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. Setting – tropical island<\/li>\n
  3. Object – wasp<\/li>\n
  4. Situation – splitting headache<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Dr Clamdigger strolled in the gentle surf, admiring the student body. She acted aloof, but he knew she was admiring him, too, as she lay propped up on a towel halfway up the beach.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

    Yes, teaching physics at Cayman U was a great gig.<\/p>\n

    Dr Clamdigger altered course and placed his prodigious shadow over the coed’s bikini-clad torso (and, for the most part, her legs).<\/p>\n

    “You’re blocking the sun,” she protested petulantly.<\/p>\n

    “Impossible,” Dr Clamdigger said. “The sun is a star, a seething fusion reactor, while I am,” he ran his hand down his hirsute belly, “but flesh.”<\/p>\n

    “Well, Skipper –”<\/p>\n

    “That’s Professor!”<\/p>\n

    “– whatever. You might want to move.”<\/p>\n

    “So you can work on your tan lines?”<\/p>\n

    A volleyball ricocheted off Dr Clamdigger’s head. He swayed, but the sunbathing student didn’t flinch.<\/p>\n

    “Yeah, that too.”<\/p>\n

    Dr Clamdigger staggered into the waves and collapsed, not hearing the calls of, “Dude! Little help? That’s our ball!”<\/p>\n

    As the warm salt water lapped at his sides, Dr Clamdigger saw his nemesis chatting up the pretty student. It was Professor Henderson, showing off his pet wasps again.<\/p>\n

    Damn entomologists get all the chicks.<\/p>\n

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    Character – oversexed physics professor Setting – tropical island Object – wasp Situation – splitting headache Dr Clamdigger strolled in the gentle surf, admiring the student body. She acted aloof, but he knew she was admiring him, too, as she lay propped up on a towel halfway up the beach. Yes, teaching physics at Cayman […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[318,4],"tags":[295,209,180,159],"class_list":["post-943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-four-elements-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-foreign-lands","tag-professor","tag-seduction","tag-stinging-insect"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=943"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1744,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions\/1744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}